How to get out of the First Worst Date Imaginable.

He said, “You have lovely eyes.”

I said, “Thanks, I got them from my mother.”

He said, “You must look a lot like her.”

I said, “Not really. She was my tissue donor when she died tragically and unexpectedly, so these are her literal eyes.”

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